Saturday, October 16, 2010

OM SAI RAM

Sm!lE

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I passed around the corner,
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then I realized it's worth.
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Smile is a lnguage of Luv.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
Brush daily.
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Reading book?
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Listining Music?
Uhu!
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Thursday, October 14, 2010

1000 msgs

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.



If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.



People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.



If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!



If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!



It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.



In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.



A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.


U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!


Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.


If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.


Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.





A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.


A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!


I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.


The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.


Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.




FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...


We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.

There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!



How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.



Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!



If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.



Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.



If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!



Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.



Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

BeSt fRe!Nds

You are my best friend,
My very best friend,
You make me happy,
Everyday,
You share your great snacks,
You share your best toys,
So please don't take
My best friend away.

My Best Friend
Today I found a friend,
Who knew everything I felt.
She knew my every weakness,
And the problems I've been dealt.

She understood my wonders,
And listened to my dreams.
She listened to how I felt about life and love,
And knew what it all means.

Not once did she interrupt me,
Or tell me I was wrong.
She understood what I was going through,
And promised she'd stay long

I reached out to this friend
To show her that i care
To pull her close and let her know
How much I need her there

I went to hold her hand
To pull her a bit nearer
And realized that this perfect friend I found
Was nothing but my mirror.

heaLtH !s WeaLTh

Health and Fitness has now become one of the major concerns. Earlier humans used to hunt for their living, due to which their body had to undergo a lot of physical exercise. This made life active and alert. Now, life has become more simple and easy. Everything we need is just a phone call away. This easy life has restricted humans to do that bit of physical exercise which is required to keep the body fit and healthy. We get instant, spicy and variety.How do we ensure that we have all that we need to have a healthy living? This is a big question among everyone. We need proper nutrition and a fit and healthy body. Good Health is all that one craves for. Becoming healthier and fitter though not very difficult needs dedicated efforts.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

r!DDy R!ddLE$

What kind of coat can
only be put on when wet?
Answer: a coat of paint
February 15, 2010
What goes up a chimney down,
but won't go down a chimney up?
Answer: an umbrella
February 9, 2010
What letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
Answer: N
These are the first letters of the months of the year
March 1, 2009
What's full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: a sponge
February 27, 2009
What building has the most stories?
Answer: A Library
July 2, 2006
Why is an island like the letter T?
Answer: It is in the middle of "waTer".
March 22, 2005
Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?
Answer: an eye
March 14, 2005
My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
Answer: A candle
February 12, 2005
What other letter fits in the following series:
B C D E I K O X?
Answer: The letter H. All of the letters in the series flipped vertically remain the same.
January 20, 2005
What is the next letter in the series: "B, C, D, E, G, ..."? And Why?
Answer: The next letter would be P. They all rhyme.
August 23, 2004
Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?
Answer: There is a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter.The grandmother is also the mother's mother, so there are 2 daughters and 2 mothers, but only a total of 3 people.
March 8, 2004
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?
Answer: A garbage truck
January 27, 2004
What is the best month for a parade?
Answer: March
September 29, 2003
What's white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A blackboard

August 14, 2003
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Answer: Hot’s faster. You can catch a cold.
June 16, 2003
Six glasses are in a row. The first three are full of juice; the second three are empty. By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so empty and full glasses alternate?
Answer: Pour the juice from the second glass into the fifth glass.
May 15, 2003
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?
Answer: The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
March 30, 2003
When is your mind like a rumpled bed?
Answer: When it is not made up.
March 16, 2003
What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?
Answer: holes
Feb. 20 2003
What is it that everybody does at the same time?
Answer: grow older
Jan. 20 2003
Take away my first letter; take away my second letter; take away all my letters, and I would remain the same. What am I?
Answer: The postman (mailman)
Jan.14 2003
A doctor and a nurse have a baby boy. But the boy's father is not the doctor and the mother is not the nurse. How can it be?
Answer: The doctor is the mother (female doctor) and the nurse is the father (male nurse).
Jan.11 2003
What gets wet when drying?
Answer: A towel
Jan.7 2003
The more you take away, the larger it becomes? What is it?
Answer: A hole
Jan.3 2003
You can keep it only after giving it away to someone else. What is it?
Answer: Your word
Jan.1 2003
What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?
Answer: An umbrella

Dec. 30
What seven letters did Old Mother Hubbard say when she opened her cupboard?
Answer: O I C U R M T

Dec. 29
What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?
Answer: Silence

Dec. 26
How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
Answer: His horse is named Friday!

Oct. 27
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter M
Oct. 23
The more you take the more you leave behind.
Answer: footsteps
Sept. 25
A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains.
Answer: dozens
Sept. 18
This runs fore to aft on one side of a ship, and aft to fore on the other. What is it?
Answer: The name of the ship
August 25
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?
Answer: A Piano

June 16
What turns everything around, but does not move?
Answer: a mirror

June 4
While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?
Answer: Every one on the boat is married.
May 30
Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
Answer: In a dictionary
May 26
I am an insect, & the first half of my name reveals another insect. Some famous musicians had a name similar to mine. What am I?
Answer: beetle
May 19
What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
Answer: Your mother.
May 12
There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters." What is the word?
Answer: "therein": the,there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.
May 5
Brothers or sisters have I none, but that mans father is my fathers son. Who is that man?
Answer: I am my fathers son, so that mans father must be me. So that man must be my son.
April 21
What word looks the same upside down and backwards?
Answer: SWIMS
April 11
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
Answer: When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
April 2
How far can a dog run into the woods?
Answer: Halfway through the woods. After halfway the dog would be running out of the woods, not "into the woods."
March 27
Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground! What am I?
Answer: A Wheelbarrow
March 21
It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?
Answer: A See-Saw
March 19
Which word from Group B belongs with the words from Group A?
A. blast, paper, box, bank
B. juice, bag, cradle, carpet
Answer: BAG. All of the words in group A can begin with the word SAND
March 17
I am a path situated between high natural masses. Remove my first letter & you have a path situated between man-made masses. What am I?
Answer: valley (-v = alley)
March 15
What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?
Answer: your breath
March 14
What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?
Answer: lounger
March 10
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
Answer: counterfeit money
March 7
You can see nothing else
When you look in my face,
I will look you in the eye
And I will never lie.
Answer: your reflection
March 6
I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
Answer: few
March 3
What are the next 3 letters in this riddle?
o t t f f s s _ _ _
Answer: e n t
The first seven letters stand for - one two three four five six seven
Feb. 28
He starts and ends 2 common English words. One painful in love, one painful in everyday matter.
Do you know what 2 words I must be?
Answer: Heartache and Headache

r!DDy R!ddLE$

What kind of coat can
only be put on when wet?
Answer: a coat of paint
February 15, 2010
What goes up a chimney down,
but won't go down a chimney up?
Answer: an umbrella
February 9, 2010
What letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
Answer: N
These are the first letters of the months of the year
March 1, 2009
What's full of holes but still holds water?
Answer: a sponge
February 27, 2009
What building has the most stories?
Answer: A Library
July 2, 2006
Why is an island like the letter T?
Answer: It is in the middle of "waTer".
March 22, 2005
Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?
Answer: an eye
March 14, 2005
My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
Answer: A candle
February 12, 2005
What other letter fits in the following series:
B C D E I K O X?
Answer: The letter H. All of the letters in the series flipped vertically remain the same.
January 20, 2005
What is the next letter in the series: "B, C, D, E, G, ..."? And Why?
Answer: The next letter would be P. They all rhyme.
August 23, 2004
Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?
Answer: There is a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter.The grandmother is also the mother's mother, so there are 2 daughters and 2 mothers, but only a total of 3 people.
March 8, 2004
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?
Answer: A garbage truck
January 27, 2004
What is the best month for a parade?
Answer: March
September 29, 2003
What's white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A blackboard

August 14, 2003
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Answer: Hot’s faster. You can catch a cold.
June 16, 2003
Six glasses are in a row. The first three are full of juice; the second three are empty. By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so empty and full glasses alternate?
Answer: Pour the juice from the second glass into the fifth glass.
May 15, 2003
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?
Answer: The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.
March 30, 2003
When is your mind like a rumpled bed?
Answer: When it is not made up.
March 16, 2003
What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?
Answer: holes
Feb. 20 2003
What is it that everybody does at the same time?
Answer: grow older
Jan. 20 2003
Take away my first letter; take away my second letter; take away all my letters, and I would remain the same. What am I?
Answer: The postman (mailman)
Jan.14 2003
A doctor and a nurse have a baby boy. But the boy's father is not the doctor and the mother is not the nurse. How can it be?
Answer: The doctor is the mother (female doctor) and the nurse is the father (male nurse).
Jan.11 2003
What gets wet when drying?
Answer: A towel
Jan.7 2003
The more you take away, the larger it becomes? What is it?
Answer: A hole
Jan.3 2003
You can keep it only after giving it away to someone else. What is it?
Answer: Your word
Jan.1 2003
What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?
Answer: An umbrella

Dec. 30
What seven letters did Old Mother Hubbard say when she opened her cupboard?
Answer: O I C U R M T

Dec. 29
What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?
Answer: Silence

Dec. 26
How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
Answer: His horse is named Friday!

Oct. 27
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter M
Oct. 23
The more you take the more you leave behind.
Answer: footsteps
Sept. 25
A word I know, six letters it contains. Subtract just one, and twelve is what remains.
Answer: dozens
Sept. 18
This runs fore to aft on one side of a ship, and aft to fore on the other. What is it?
Answer: The name of the ship
August 25
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?
Answer: A Piano

June 16
What turns everything around, but does not move?
Answer: a mirror

June 4
While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?
Answer: Every one on the boat is married.
May 30
Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
Answer: In a dictionary
May 26
I am an insect, & the first half of my name reveals another insect. Some famous musicians had a name similar to mine. What am I?
Answer: beetle
May 19
What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
Answer: Your mother.
May 12
There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters." What is the word?
Answer: "therein": the,there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.
May 5
Brothers or sisters have I none, but that mans father is my fathers son. Who is that man?
Answer: I am my fathers son, so that mans father must be me. So that man must be my son.
April 21
What word looks the same upside down and backwards?
Answer: SWIMS
April 11
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
Answer: When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
April 2
How far can a dog run into the woods?
Answer: Halfway through the woods. After halfway the dog would be running out of the woods, not "into the woods."
March 27
Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground! What am I?
Answer: A Wheelbarrow
March 21
It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?
Answer: A See-Saw
March 19
Which word from Group B belongs with the words from Group A?
A. blast, paper, box, bank
B. juice, bag, cradle, carpet
Answer: BAG. All of the words in group A can begin with the word SAND
March 17
I am a path situated between high natural masses. Remove my first letter & you have a path situated between man-made masses. What am I?
Answer: valley (-v = alley)
March 15
What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?
Answer: your breath
March 14
What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?
Answer: lounger
March 10
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
Answer: counterfeit money
March 7
You can see nothing else
When you look in my face,
I will look you in the eye
And I will never lie.
Answer: your reflection
March 6
I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
Answer: few
March 3
What are the next 3 letters in this riddle?
o t t f f s s _ _ _
Answer: e n t
The first seven letters stand for - one two three four five six seven
Feb. 28
He starts and ends 2 common English words. One painful in love, one painful in everyday matter.
Do you know what 2 words I must be?
Answer: Heartache and Headache

THe KeY TO $UCCeSS

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
David Brinkley

Action is the foundational key to all success.
Pablo Picasso

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other.
Abraham Lincoln

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
George Edward Woodberry

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.
Dale Carnegie

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
David Frost

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Erma Bombeck

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True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My friends are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell"A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself."
- Sent by Lysha

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Walk beside me and be my friend."
- Albert Camus (also attributed to Maimonidies). Sent by clovers

"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more."
- Sent by Jasmine Fitzwilliam

"Everyone is a friend, until they prove otherwise."
- sent by Steve

"Every person is a new door to a different world."
- from movie "Six Degrees of Seperation" (thanks to Steve's Famous Quotes)

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
- by John Leonard (thanks to Steve's Famous Quotes)

"A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent by Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
- Sent by Donna Roberts